Nooooo!!!

For our very first Christmas together, The Husband and I gave everyone Good Omens and Skinny Legs and All.

This might be why I still make The In-Laws nervous, even on a good day.

However, it makes it even worse that I managed to miss both Villa Incognito and Wild Ducks Flying Backward.

I am deeply ashamed, "a stray dog in the banquet halls of culture," and I promise to turn in my beets as soon as possible.