Vacation Destination

No, not mine.

I am saving my vacation for cub scout things.

Camping.

Fishing.

Shooting things.

Blowing up stuff.

Oh, and crafts. Don't forget crafts.

Archeologists have found a church possibly dating to the fourth century in Israel, near both a prison and the presumed site of Armageddon.

Inscriptions include both mentions of Jesus and those bumper sticker fish . . .

The initial reaction seems to be "How can we make money from this?"