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Interesting . . .

This site is number three in a Google search for "renting wolves."

Why would anyone want to rent wolves?

Unless you work for the IRS or the Department of Education's Student Loan Division, of course, and I would have thought Haliburton would have an exclusive government contract for that sort of thing . . .

4 comments:

Corvus said...

I rented a pack of wolves to help me clean out the Attic the other week.

Damn hyenas.

Now I'm waiting on a shipment of elephants to help me get rid of the wolves.

Rachel Ann said...

Corvus rented a tiget to catch the elephants, he rented the elephants to catch the wolves, he rented the wolves to catch the hyneas, but I don't know why he rented the hyneas...

Gosh, I was going to suggest some sheep that needed catching.

Ghost said...

So elephants are good when you have Wolves in the Walls?

Corvus said...

Not so good, as elephants can't typically fit between the walls.

Unless they were very flat elephants.