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** snort **

Jeff Foxworthy is obviously a Yankee. We recently attended an engagement party, and made some casual observations he completely missed.

You may be a Redneck . . .

  • if everyone who attended your engagement party brought their own gun

  • if you and your fiance are both holding guns in your engagement picture for the local paper

  • if your engagement party ends when it becomes too dark to see to shoot

  • if your child's Baby Book contains a shattered clay target, and you have tearfully recorded the day he develops the coordination to shout PULL, aim and fire by himself

2 comments:

Anne said...

For the record, The Boy does not have a clay target in his baby book.

And neither does The Husband.

Anonymous said...

great parenting -- the kid's what? 5? 6? and youre letting him use guns?

totally irresponsible. just what i'd expect from texans.