Jeff Foxworthy is obviously a Yankee. We recently attended an engagement party, and made some casual observations he completely missed.
You may be a Redneck . . .
- if everyone who attended your engagement party brought their own gun
- if you and your fiance are both holding guns in your engagement picture for the local paper
- if your engagement party ends when it becomes too dark to see to shoot
- if your child's Baby Book contains a shattered clay target, and you have tearfully recorded the day he develops the coordination to shout PULL, aim and fire by himself
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For the record, The Boy does not have a clay target in his baby book.
And neither does The Husband.
great parenting -- the kid's what? 5? 6? and youre letting him use guns?
totally irresponsible. just what i'd expect from texans.
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