Yes, Yes, It's Book Review Time . . .

. . . and if you give the pig some syrup,

Chances are she'll want a pancake to go with it.

The End.

"Man, that pig is horrible. I'll bet that girl wishes she had a mouse."

"Even five mice."

"Even the moose couldn't be that bad."

The best thing about audio books is that you are spared the incredulous commentary . . .