Ugh!

I am considering arming one of the cats.

The fluffy black and white one.

You see, the dog cannot seem to grasp the concept that not all cute, fluffy, black and white cat-sized animals are interested in being her friend.

I want her to view black and white as the colors of Danger! Doom! Destruction!

I wonder if the cat could carry a plasma rifle . . .

Just remember, V-8 (original flavor) is much better than plain tomato juice to exorcise the smell of an unhappy, friendless skunk.